Croutons on my Futon
Verse 1
Woke this morning, passed out
In a pile of trash
We had a party at my house
Man we had a blast
Some drank too much and threw up
All over the couch
Broken glass like beers blew up
Hope I don’t step on a Ouch!
Cigarette butts and ash trays
All over the floor
Burn marks and blood stains
We partied til we were sore
Complete wildness was set loose
When she came along
A trail of clothes to the bedrooms
We were getting it on
Chorus- Croutons on my futon! 4x
Verse 2
After party Aftermath
I gotta clean this up
I gotta focus and that’s a fact
First let me sober up
See dirty dishes all around
Now I’m bust’n suds
Ate all the food while wild’n out
They got some crumbs on my rug
Wake people up and kick them out
They gotta hit the road
My crib’s a mess and now I know
That’s just the way it goes
Croutons on my futon
I’m like what the hell?
It’s the one thing that I find peculiar
Amongst everything else
Chorus-
Classical Cretan breakdown
Croutons on my futon Croutons on my futon
Woke up this morning didn’t know what to think
You muthafuckas
Croutons on my futon Croutons on my futon
Went to brush my teeth, someone shitted in my sink
You muthafuckas!
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